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… stems from my psychotic hatred of people. I’m not going to lie about it. I hate people. In stores, in public, in every possible way. If you’re with me, I’m probably hating you.

This song sums it up, I recommend listening to it while you read this post.

As a result of people, they created a cheap durable substance called polyvinyl chloride which when combined with an adhesive can cling to most flat, nonporous surfaces.  The result of which turned from businesses creating signs, to wall vinyl that became a horrific decorating epidemic within the past few years. It rose to prominence with the concept of using it to put quotes, thoughts and retarded phrases in people’s homes. Placed above kitchen cupboards, over bathroom sinks, and more importantly above beds in bedrooms. The most used of which are “Always kiss me goodnight, Goodnight” and “All because two people fell in Love.” For several months I had to cut these fucking god damned retarded phrases out for people so they could hang them in their nice fancy houses and admire how fucking stupid they are. I apologize if you have one of these hanging in your home, but more than likely, you won’t read this blog because I’ve used too many words.

Picture this, the polar opposite of "Live Laugh Love", and coincidentally how I feel every day, hanging above that breakfast nook

Made famous through companies that throw ‘parties’ to showcase how fucking stupid these fucking things are, these wall clings of quotes came to prominence in over privileged douches homes who don’t want to seem like they’re rich, quicker than AIDS did to people hiding in the closet. Also, the first sentence is one of my largest pet peeves. The words Through and Throw and Threw are always misused. I’ve seen Waiting for Superman and the education system is failing bajillions of kids my own age. I’m not a genius by any means, I’m far from it, but I know how to use the words Through and Throw. I don’t want to through anyone a curveball, but I feel like the human race is threw. Thanks Microsoft Word for underlining that last sentence where I used the wrong words. I know I’m wrong and did it on purpose. Anyway, the human race is threw. Congrats. You’re why Jersey Shore is on the air.

Anyway, these companies, such as Uppercaseliving.com, Wallies.com, WallWords.com or RightontheWalls.com create these quotes and organize these parties. And, for a while, I not only had to digitally make, but also cut out of vinyl, these stupid fucking sayings. There’s a million of these companies that sell the same tired script font with hackneyed quotes about the human condition. Similar to how when something online goes viral, there’s a million blogs that carry it, but everyone wants to feel like they were the one’s who got to send the link first. It’s an interesting sense of pride people have for showcasing someone else’s thought. It becomes increasingly important to get recognition for using someone else’s creativity to express oneself. I’ve never understood that. See song above.

Hang this above the toilet. Go on. The guests will love it.

Well, I went off on a tangent there, but I wanted to get threw that portion and off my chest. That’s the last one I swear. I would actually find if funnier if this ended up on Buzzfeed making me look like the retard for misusing words. The reason for this blog entry is the comic posted for 12/09/11 (it’s not even drawn that well, so calm down) won’t make any sense to someone who didn’t read this rant. Rather, it will probably only make sense to the homeless insane. The reasoning behind it is, those phrases: “Always Kiss me Goodnight” and “All because two people feel in Love” have completely different meanings when someone is cheated on. Being a non-worthwhile inhuman, I’ve only been lied to, used and cheated on, on multiple levels. When someone looks like me, I’m the easiest target to stereotype or pigeon hole into whatever you need. Like Batman’s the hero Gotham deserves, I’m the fucking loser women (and life) can completely shit on. It is what it is. I do find some irony I’m listening to Savage Garden’s “Truly Madly Deeply” while I wrote that last sentence.

Picture this above your bed. I was going to go for, “Always suck my cock in Hell you shallow Godless lying whores” but I thought that wouldn’t be as funny. Go figure.

Alright, I’m out. I’m ‘threw.’